Sunday 30 July 2017

PICTURE OF OUR WORLD

PICTURE OF OUR WORLD

Dodging raindrops
Returning to the car
During a sharp shower
To fetch a bigger lens

There’s a Kestrel
Perching on a wire
Just outside the cafe
I want to take its picture

I spot a boat
Of twin-masted majesty
Which I saw sailing by
And stop to snap a picture

Then I hear a boy
Who I did not see
Say to his father
That man took my picture!

Which I ought to say
I did not - though it
May have looked that way
As I stopped to take that picture

The man with him replies
That’s why you must always
Wear your clothes outside
In case people take your picture

Which says a lot about
His view of the world
And about suspicions of
People carrying big cameras

Though if someone was dodgy
Would they really be so blatant?
When they ought to worry more
About phones taking sneaky pictures

But I really can’t imagine
Warped people lust over street scenes
They take their victims to dark
Secret places to take their pictures

A few minutes later in the rain
The father – I assume it was his father
Notices me once again and scowls
As I stand in the rain taking pictures


MAWH, July 2017

CAFE TRAIN

CAFE TRAIN

On a
Wet afternoon
On Anglesey

Sipping
A cup of coffee
From a large white cup

Sitting
In a damp café
Surrounded by

Multi-
Coloured wooden chairs
And cheap souvenirs

A child's
Voice calling out
Unexpectedly

Shouting
Electronically
Inappropriately

Hello!
Would you like
To have a go?

Go on!
Try it!
It cries out

A toy
Ride-on train
Flirts shamelessly

Gareth
Painted bright red
Pleading to the room

Trying
To separate
Parents from their cash

On a
Wet afternoon
On Anglesey


MAWH, July 2017

Thursday 20 July 2017

AMBULANCE CHASER

AMBULANCE CHASER

What to do
When you describe
Some appalling driving you’ve seen
Namely overtaking a queue of traffic
In the wake of an ambulance
As The Actions Of A Moron

And then
Two days later
The people you told about it
Laud it as a piece of absolute genius
When their friend describes doing
That very thing the night before


MAWH, July 2017

Wednesday 19 July 2017

COLLAPSED AND DIED

COLLAPSED AND DIED (Not a cheery poem)

There's something terrifying
About the expression
Collapsed and died -
The unknowable story

Always

Told with such ambiguity
By those who survive you

Within that simple phase
Terror that could strike us all
Gone and without warning
A sudden end to our everything

All those

Important things left unfinished
As we go about our lives

The things we leave unsaid
Promises that we'll do it later
All those vital plans falling
Down and without warning

All gone

Your whole life’s sentence ending
With a sudden full stop


MAWH, July 2017

Tuesday 18 July 2017

LEAVING WITH CAPALDI

LEAVING WITH CAPALDI

I can't go through this again
I can't go through this again

The problem I now have
Is that after forty-five years
For quite some time now
I've been talking about
Thinking about
Leaving with Capaldi
At Christmastime anyway

But you're not a true fan
But you're not a true fan

If you don’t watch the lot
If you can walk away
No matter who’s lost the plot
Stick with it all the way
Unless they picked
An absolutely astonishing actor
Who’d persuade me to stay

The head writer’s still a bloke
The head writer’s still a bloke

I've so little time for Chibnaff
I don't rate his writing at all
I watched the first season
Of Boredchurch
Found it derivative
Cliched bland rubbish
Decided not to go back there

Getting used to another one
Getting used to another one

They tell me it’s only kid's TV
Not like soft porn for "Grown-ups"
Peddled on those other channels
That I don’t have
That I won’t have
Never giving clever
Non-violent role models for kids

Only to have them jack it in
Only to have them jack it in

But now it looks as if
If I decide to do just that
I'm some kind of sexist
Mysogynist dinosaur
So now I can't leave
So now I have to stay
Learn to live to leave another day

Just as I'd learned to admire them
Just as I'd learned to admire them

Just when I thought I was out
They find ways to drag me back in
To ride another madcap ride
So now it looks as if I won't
Be leaving after all
Predictable as ever
It seems like after all I’ve said

I won’t be leaving with Capaldi
I can't be leaving with Capaldi

Martin A W Holmes, July 2017


WEATHER EXTREMES MONDAY 170717

There's a poem in there somewhere...

It's warmest in Otterbourne
In Fair Isle jumpers
May still need to be worn
It's wettest in Resallach
But in Morecambe
You won't need a mac

Sunday 16 July 2017

THE OWL BOTHERER

THE OWL BOTHERER

I see him sitting poised at the corner of the field
Eagerly surveying grey horizons growing gloomier
Cagoule hood flapping tripod erected lens extended
The solitude of waiting
Keenly contemplating
No time for debating
He’s done his research
Knowing where it will perch
I find him planted poised at the corner of the field
The orange ghost seeking the white ghost

I see her swooping over the corner of the field
Eagerly surveying over fields and through long grasses
Wings barely flapping eyes patiently hunting silently
The solitude of feeding
Providing after breeding
Food her chicks are needing
Her eyes keenly search
Knowing just when to strike
I spot her flying over the corner of the field
The white ghost there for the orange ghost


Martin A W Holmes, July 2017


Thursday 13 July 2017

THE OWL BOTHERERS

THE OWL BOTHERERS

Not a good night for owl bothering
Grey waves have clamped shut the sky
Curtaining the moon - hiding the blues
The skies won’t be dancing their flamenco
Although white lightning might still strike

I don’t want to go owl bothering
Light’s not looking promising
Not tonight my love – I’ll sit right here
Wondering of unseen flights fanciful
Remembering white lightning strikes

But someone will be owl bothering
They will have no objections
Venturing outdoors – watching the air
Cameras clicking binocular stares
Hoping white lightning will strike twice

Whilst I like to be owl bothering
I prefer lonely meanders
Solitary nights – company free
Lacking all vain hope or expectation
Then a flash of wild white lightning

Other nights I’ll go owl bothering
Pretending that I don’t care
Secretly yearning - Always hoping
For those unpredictable surprises
As white lightning soars and strikes

Martin A W Holmes, July 2017


Monday 10 July 2017

MOON, SATURDAY 080717

Actually, I was rather chuffed with this one, taken on my evening walk on Saturday. After months of taking photographs of the moon, I do think this might be the most technically competent one that I've ever managed.

Heading back down the hill after watching the sunset and the moon rise between 9.00 and 9.30pm, I ran into a bloke with a camera and tripod and passed a cheery "Nice to see someone doing it properly!" and he replied with a cheery "I'm really here looking for Barn Owls..."

Now, I've been heading up that particular hill for a while now and, whilst I had been told there were Barn Owls about, I never really expected to see one as I lack the patience to wait, and worry about being out too late in the darkness of country lanes, so I mentioned that someone had told me that they were possibly roosting in the quarry, chatted a little about the Tawny Owls which we had seen and heard, and went on my way.

Happily, I still had the "big" lens on the camera, the one which I seldom take out as it's so heavy, and I'm rarely that successful with it as I don't lug a tripod about most of the time. It's a relatively cheap one, too, so the glass isn't all that great, but it serves its purpose.

Nevertheless, as I approached home, I decided to use a handy drystone wall as a makeshift tripod, and try for one or two last shots before heading indoors, just as an aircraft did that rare thing of lining up perfectly with the full moon from the spot I was standing and, given that I had about two seconds to take the shot, I was rather pleased with the resulting shot, especially as so much of it was actually in focus.

By the way, the next evening, walking down the hill after photographing another sunset, fully aware that it was too early and getting far too cloudy for the full moonrise on the 9th of July (about 10.10pm in our neck of the woods), I rather unexpectedly and astoundingly spotted this...