SPECIAL MOMENT

SPECIAL MOMENT

There's a
Special moment
When DJT
Hasn't tweeted
For 13 hours
(Or more)
& you know
(You just know)
He's working
Himself up
To a real doozy

MAWH, Feb 2017

HAPPENING

HAPPENING

Say that a thing has happened
Even though it never happened
People recall that it happened
Read somewhere that it happened
They'll remember that it happened
Heard it definitely happened
Believe that it once happened
Swear blind to you that it happened
Cos someone told them that it happened
Convinced it must have happened
Have vague memories something happened
Won't believe it never happened
But still it never happened

MAWH, Feb 2017

C'EST LE RIE

‪C'EST LE RIE

Courgettes in crisis‬
‪Lettuce have doubts‬
‪Shortage of broccoli -‬
‪We still have carrots‬
‪And potatoes too -‬
‪As the French say "celery"‬

The second verse
If I must beetroot
It sort of petered out
But if these shortages
Do carry on for long
We'll be grateful for that sprout

1984

1984

The queue to be

The new Doctor

Who reached over

Seven billion

Once people found out

They could skip

Immediately

To 2020

I found myself
Inside an old
Bomb shelter
Full of cans marked
"Best before 1984"
Which were still
Just about
In date

There was a tape
Featuring that
Bowie song
About putting out
Fire with gasoline
And Doris Day
Singing Que
Sera Sera

MAWH, Feb 2017